Grim Conflict Interpreter Pillows

War Starting Gun

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

"Ukraine peace talks"

Ebola Virus

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Count Putin

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

Tension in middle east

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Percentage artwork

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

'Joe's Bar. Threat Level: Medium.'