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'You have done nothing to complain ever since you got here!'

Dog Nightmares

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Frederic Chopin

"Oh, Aunt Em, it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you ... and you were there. But not that man with the straitjacket."

"Caricatures $20"

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'It's a recurring dream: I'm in a big room, being ignored by a whole lot of politicians...'

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

"I had an amazing hug dream."

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

"Call the fire department!"

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

"Do dreams during naps count?"

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"