Grief Counselor Giggler Gifts

Woman from a funeral party throws a flower into grave and it is thrown back

Get on with it!

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

2pm meet your Creator

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

I am one with stupid.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Medical Treatment.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Why is he always hanging around?'

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.