Grief Counselor Giggler Mugs

Woman from a funeral party throws a flower into grave and it is thrown back

Get on with it!

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

I am one with stupid.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"On your previous visit you were describing how you were unable to express grief at the death of your first dog, Ranger. Please continue."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Medical Treatment.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Why is he always hanging around?'

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.