Therapist Giggler Mugs

'There's nothing wrong with you - your attache really is a nag.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

I am one with stupid.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"Guess what face I'm making now."

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

'Now take a deep breath and visualize your client being acquitted.'

'Did we ever hit menopause?'

'When you said Bob acts like a little baby when he loses a hand, you weren't kidding.'

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"

"Goopta feels that enlightenment should be fun."

Sorry! No water.

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

'Says he came here to deliver a package.'

"So I took a little nap - what kind of malpractice is taking a little nap?"

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

"You've been playing with the controls, haven't you. . .?"