Medical Giggler Mugs

"Guess what face I'm making now."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Batman's Baby

Moo! OOM!

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Cavemen Exhibit

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

I am one with stupid.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Man, I'm bombing,'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Whoops!'

"Hey Frank, how was your colonoscopy?" "In and out."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

'Your kinect is broken.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."