Greyhound Appreciator Pillows

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Laboratory Retriever

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Say cheese!

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Meet the Artist.

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

The spoiler