Greyhound Appreciator Prints

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Family with pets.

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Say cheese!

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

David Attenborough

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Musical Dog

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"Get ready."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

Meet the Artist.

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".

"I see you're still riding around in one of those peanut guzzlers."

'Can you do anything about this 'Turkey neck' of mine, Doctor?'

'It's all settled. You get the house and car. You get the kids. And you get custody of the canary.'

Scientist: Flies are as dangerous as diesel exhaust fumes!

"He's always been a little needy, but the despair is new."