Greeting Prankster Pillows

All Visitors Must Be Announced Then Denigrated in Some Way.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My homework ate my dog."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'