Green Thumb Golfer Gifts

The Golfer Gardener

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?