Green Thumb Golf Pro Gifts

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Gardener