Green Thumb Golfer Pillows

The Golfer Gardener

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

'I said I was going golfing . . .'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

"Still working out the rough spots in your game?"

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Mother Nature