Green Supreme T-Shirts

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

There is No Planet C

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The melting polar ice caps

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Toys and environmental pollution

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"AI"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Climate Change

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."