Green Supreme T-Shirts

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The melting polar ice caps

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Climate Change

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"AI"

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'