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'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"You win a little and you lose a little. Yesterday the air didn't look as good, but it smelled better."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

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"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Climate change

The last bird in the last wood...

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Methane Emissions

"I've simplified our work process!"

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

Vote Signal

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Global warming.

Covid Duel

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Battle against Ebola.

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."