Green Superhero Pillows

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"You win a little and you lose a little. Yesterday the air didn't look as good, but it smelled better."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

The last bird in the last wood...

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Methane Emissions

Climate change

"I've simplified our work process!"

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

Vote Signal

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Global warming.

Battle against Ebola.

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Covid Duel

'I'm just so worried about mercury in the water and sulfur dioxide in the air.'

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

IPCC Climate Report