Eco Superhero Pillows

Model CO2

Global warming!

'One lousy hot flash, and the little tree-huggers go nuts!'

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I can see our house from here."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Recycling bottle bank.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

A Tree Fights Back

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

"Sea animals are long since extinct but he ocean is still dangerous for swimmers!"

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

"No thanks, we're going to create some alternative options over here. Want to join?"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'