Eco Hero Pillows

Clean the World.

"You're going to have to do something about your vehicle's emissions."

'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'

The world is heading towards a fall.

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

'George is saving us, but will we save him?'

World water shortage

Water is protected within a safe.

Kangaroo helping pick up litter.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Global Thermostat

Trying to save planet Earth

"Thanks kid."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

The Tree's SOS

"I love you too, big guy."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'

"There's also plenty of trash."

"You're under arrest."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."