Environmental Superhero Pillows

Help!

A Fish with an Oxygen Mask

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I can see our house from here."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Recycling bottle bank.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Keystone XL

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

The Seahoover

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires