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"Hi, we're Indri Lemurs and we'd like to become EU members because we're an endangered species! Until then please send us some weapons so we can defend ourselves against extinction!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Politically Correct Snowperson

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Recycling bottle bank.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Keystone XL

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

The Seahoover

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"