Sustainability Superheroes T-Shirts

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

North Pole

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Environment policy.

Deforestation.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Ecological balance.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Criminal waste of water

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Venice Floods

Solar Cars

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.