Green Job Seeker Gifts

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Just Stop Boil

The original paperless office

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Free Range Employees.

Litter Pick

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Ecology

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

Recycling centre

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Post-corona road to recovery

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

David Bellamy

Electric car

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'