Green Jacket Ambitions T-Shirts

'I like to do business on the golf course Smithers - you're fired.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Golfers lost on the road

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

At the golf detox clinic.

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

The not-so-living wall

For the new gardener.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Welcome to the countryside...

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

Future Farmer struggling to get water

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

"I'm bored!"

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

Myra's Little Garden

"They're for water hazard holes."

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

Flower pot tries to escape to the next balcony.