Green It T-Shirts

'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

100% carbon neutral

Just Stop Boil

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sea weed harvest.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'