Green It Mugs

'Or you could look at it this way: your server is now permanently carbon-neutral!'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Garden Goddess.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Just Stop Boil

100% carbon neutral

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Sea weed harvest.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'