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'Big bonuses are just our way of going green.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sea weed harvest.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Deforestation.

Climate Change -- You are here.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."