Green Energy Gamers Gifts

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

City Windfarms.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Nuclear energy.

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"We've made a few changes."

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Man on Island.

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Plant Solar Panel

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'You have to admit, avian suicide has been greatly facilitated.'

'I'm solar powered.'

Renewable Energy

A solar powered cow.

Global warming.

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"One day this green and pleasant land will be yours, covered in wind turbines!"

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

'His wheel is hooked up to the electricity grid and I save six dollars a month on my bill.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."