Green Conqueror Gifts

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"In this tournament we have created a different level of difficulty."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

'Remind me to give this caddy a big tip.'

'It's easy to hit, but a bitch to putt!'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Not sure why you want to work on your slice, it looks fine to me."

"You've been stamping the ground for ten minutes now, I think we can assume it isn't going in."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rage.

The melting polar ice caps

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Environment policy.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

COP26

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

Ecological balance.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

"I dunno...ask him."

Don Quilowatte

The big pause

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.