Green Comedians T-Shirts

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Paper Bath Towels.

Will work for manure.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

igloo smoking zone...

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

'Sorry Charles, but according to my GPS-receiver, I'm still in my own territory...'

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

"This material is 80% recycled."