Green Attire Aficionados Gifts

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Free Range Golfers

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Where Pleather Comes From

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Got outta jury duty!"

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'It's not easy being green.'

Relax, it's fake fur.

Golfer Snooker.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'All over the Arctic more and more alarming signs of climate change are appearing.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

The Three Waterwise Men

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."