Green Fashion Guru Gifts

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

But is it organic?

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Queen of Upcycling!

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Dustbin monster.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Refreshing Planet Earth

Recycled passion.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

Smart Arse Meter

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.