Great Wall Fan Gifts

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Teapot

Starvation Watching

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Networking

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

You've got to admire his spunk.

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Hairy Potter and friend..

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Bernard Palissy

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.