Great Wall Fan Gifts

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Teapot

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Networking

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Bernard Palissy

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.