Gravestone Aficionado Prints

Connery, Sean Connery

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'Man...You age great!'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Diego Velasquez

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Will you be mine?

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"It's a novel about interest rates."