Rhinestone Enthusiast Prints

Rhinestone Accountant

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Will you be mine?

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

Bald man polishing head

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."