Gravestone Aficionado Pillows

Connery, Sean Connery

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Diego Velasquez

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Juggler and Illusionist

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Will you be mine?

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands