Grass Guy Mugs

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Oh Hi!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Lawnmower

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

THe UDDER Side

Beware of the Lawn

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Hipster Yard

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Keep off the Square.

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.