Grass Lover Mugs

I'm a Grasstafarian!

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Sale! Weed Whackers

Botany Baby!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Lawnmower

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Beginning Yarder.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

THe UDDER Side

Beware of the Lawn

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Game time.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

A gap between the solar panels

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

The Speculators

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'