Grassland Lover Mugs

Sheep's Road Crossing

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Botany Baby!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Beginning Yarder.

Nature Lovers

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

A gap between the solar panels

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Game time.

Beware of the Lawn

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Rating the Sunset

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

The Speculators