Grassland Lover Pillows

Sheep's Road Crossing

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

Botany Baby!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Hither and Yon sign

Nature Lovers

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Beginning Yarder.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

I love my dog!

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

THe UDDER Side

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Game time.

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

A gap between the solar panels

Rating the Sunset

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."