Grass Warrior Mugs

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Lawnmower

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Must get a longer cable."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

It's the biofuel generation.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

Beware of the Lawn

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

The Authentic Christmas.