Grass Guy Prints

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Oh Hi!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Lawnmower

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Beware of the Lawn

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Hipster Yard

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Grade 'A' Grass.

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.