Grass Gazer Prints

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"Don't even look at the grass!"

Let's not make this personal!

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sorry, but I have needs!

"His grass really is greener!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

THe UDDER Side

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"That was a rumor day."