Grass Gazer Pillows

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"Don't even look at the grass!"

Let's not make this personal!

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sorry, but I have needs!

"His grass really is greener!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"That was a rumor day."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Window in the Sky.

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'