Graphic Tee Guru Gifts

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

If nobody had invented graphics

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'I could do that.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

ACME Balloon Company.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

The Rise of Modern Art

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

Let's Celebrate

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Sales.

But under a different accounting convention ...

'And right here they merged...'