Graphic Tee Aficionados Gifts

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Line on graph goes right through floor.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Consumption Graph.

Economic Prosperity

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

My Gay Son Never Calls