Graphic Tee Enthusiast Gifts

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Hail to the Cheif!

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Sign Reform

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Economic Prosperity

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

'It was love at first sight!'