Graphic Tee Enthusiast Mugs

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

My Gay Son Never Calls

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Consumption Graph.

Economic Prosperity

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

'It was love at first sight!'

'They're not the exam results, headmaster. They're the truancy figures.'

'Remember the old days when all we had to worry about was moral bankruptcy?'

'The big guy wants to see you.'