Graphic Shirts Mugs

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

How logos change over time.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Do it write the first time.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Wow what graphics.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Making it look easy.