Graphic Shirts Pillows

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

How logos change over time.

Sign Reform

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M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Do it write the first time.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

'Wow what graphics.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Making it look easy.