Grapevine Whisperer Gifts

"No, go ahead. I enjoy good gossipy hearsay."

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener attacked by plants.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

An old man growing berries

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Award Winning Gardener

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Botany Baby!

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Now it fits.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'