Grape Debater Pillows

'I've always actually hated grapes, but you know, image is everything.'

Wine Lady

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Wine tasting

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

Like Minded

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Verbal Orders

And now, for a rebuttal.

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Global warming debate.

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'My opponent hates cats.'